Poo facts for December 12-18, 2009 [Fri Dec 2009 at 1:53am] useless_facts [glowing_dragon] [ mood | amused ] [ music | GWAR, "Surf of Syn" ] Poo nugget for this weekend: Rectal High - Enemas are used in contemporary medicine to cleanse the colon or as a mode of delivering drugs into the system. Traditional medicine has long employed enemas for the latter reason, and some Native American and Mayan tribes continue to administer peyote and other hallucinogenic drugs in this manner. Poo nugget for Monday, December 14: Dr. Stool Says - Constipation - More than just hard stool, constipation is defined by any one of the following: infrequent bowel movements (less than three a week), difficulty during defecation (straining during more than 25 percent of bowel movements or a subjective sensation of hard stools), and sensation of incomplete bowel evacuation. Poo nugget for Tuesday, December 15: The Working Title Was Taming of the Stool - The first appearance of the word diaper was in Shakespeare's Taming of the Shrew: "Another bear the ewer, the third a diaper." Poo nugget for Wednesday, December 16: Doo You Know? - How Many Toilets Do You Think There Are In The United States? - According to the EPA, there are an estimated 222 million residential toilets in the U.S., with ten million new toilets sold each year. The annual flush total? Three billion gallons. Poo nugget for Thursday, December 17: Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo - On this date in 1997, Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo, first appeared on the television show South Park. He emerged from the toilet bowl in the tenth episode of South Park's first season, wearing a Santa hat and bearing gifts for little girls and boys whose diets are high in fiber. Poo nugget for Friday, December 18: You're Avoiding Poo For Two - Pregnant women should refrain from cleaning cat litter, as it could expose the fetus to toxoplasmosis, a parasitic infection that can cause complications or even miscarriage. To further reduce the risk, the litter should be cleaned daily - by someone else. Daddy, get to work. comment

SANNICHES [Thu Dec 2009 at 9:39pm] trashy_eats [thiscantbesoy] I thought I'd share with you my favorite sannich of all time. You take two slices of white bread, and you layer the following: Buddig beef lunch meat Ranch dressing Cream cheese Cheez Wiz Sunflower seeds Bacos (these are nonnegotiable) Sprouts And there you have it. A much simpler variation on the Trash Sannich is: Toast a bagel, slather with cream cheese, and add a healthy layer of Doritos. My favorite bagel sannich ever. 4 comment

not gloating... [Fri Dec 2009 at 12:29am] fashin [bb_loves_you] IN MOTION: Fashion ad campaigns have recently been loaded with prostrate models. “I thought maybe we need a bit of action,” said Lanvin’s artistic director, Alber Elbaz. Cue the French house’s women’s spring-summer advertising, shot by Steven Meisel and featuring Jamie Bochert in one heck of hurry, rushing down a corridor in a New York studio. “She moved so fast, even the chandelier was moving with her,” Elbaz said. Bochert was fully qualified for the fast-forward campaign, as Elbaz related that the model recently pursued a purse snatcher for 12 blocks in Brooklyn — and reclaimed her bag from the thief. “That’s the kind of girl I like,” Elbaz said. fyt 103 comment

OT [Fri Dec 2009 at 1:11am] fashin [hyphyjeffy] omfg twitter just got hacked by the iranian cyber army... nagl http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/12/17/twitter-reportedly-hacked-by-iranian-cyber-army/ http://www.google.ca/search?q=twitter+iranian&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=qyB&tbs=mbl:1&tbo=u&ei=OR4rS-zlOpPvlAeyk5mcBw&sa=X&oi=realtime_result_group_more_results_link&ct=title&resnum=4&ved=0CB4Q5QUwAw 32 comment

Has this been posted? [Thu Dec 2009 at 10:33pm] fashin [ontheinternet] THOUGHTS? Because I know some of you are huge Tavi fans. Hi, I'm new. I don't really care for Tavi that much, but y'all, this was qt. 33 comment

Is this new? [Thu Dec 2009 at 10:56pm] fashin [unjouurnal] What is the difference? Why haven't I heard of this until now? 10 comment

this is an "oic" post [Thu Dec 2009 at 8:39pm] fashin [klosshave] oic ur motives Rih. secret campaign to get into Vogue Paris? oic gaga and kanye. if only either of them really looked like this IRL 54 comment

I'm SO HARD [Thu Dec 2009 at 8:50pm] fashin [hyphyjeffy] http://www.twitvid.com/6E7F2 http://www.twitvid.com/6E7F2 http://www.twitvid.com/6E7F2 http://www.twitvid.com/6E7F2 http://www.twitvid.com/6E7F2 38 comment

Emily...... Fox... [Thu Dec 2009 at 7:17pm] fashin [banban159] *blink* *blink* *blink* 30 comment

Dinner [Fri Dec 2009 at 12:03am] trashy_eats [speaktothevoid] Come home cold and tired. Notice jar of creamed endive. Open jar. Spoon endive into bowl. Hunt for cheese. Find cheese, hunt for cheese slicer thingy. Notice cheese slicer thingy missing, probably in dishwasher. Problem. Notice cheese grater not missing. Solution: grate cheese instead. Nuke endive with cheese for a minute. Taste. Not cheesy enough. Add two fistfuls of powdered cheese from fridge. Taste. Not spicy enough. Add french mustard. Taste. Yum. Nom. Do not take picture, as it looks like puke anyway. Don't all yummy things? 4 comment

TOP 5 COLLECTIONS OF THE NOUGHTIES [Thu Dec 2009 at 5:47pm] fashin [divisibilities] Post your top 5 collections of this decade. Understand that many of us have onyl been interested in fashion from 5 years or more recent!!!!!! tysm and good luck narrowing it down to just 5 sexy dyke fyt: 77 comment

Recipes using hot chocolate? [Thu Dec 2009 at 3:18pm] trashy_eats [vtgrrl] I am known for my over consumption of hot chocolate. This has already yielded me with many gifts of gourmet hot chocolate mixes from coworkers and such. You know the ones - they come in fancy jars or tins and require you to mix with hot milk. The sad truth is, I much prefer my Swiss Miss or similar dump a bunch in a cup with hot water and stir kind. I'll drink the other stuff, but not in the volume I've already received it! Of course, I don't want all this chocolaty goodness to go to waste. Recipes and ideas of what to do with it would be appreciated. 27 comment

okay this is just getting RETARDED [Thu Dec 2009 at 2:46pm] fashin [ohsnapitsjas] http://www.luisaviaroma.com/index.aspx#getData.aspx|CallType=ListOfProd&season=actual&gender=women&des=G5B&style=&ScrollTop=1549&ListOfProdPage=1 who the FUCK in their right mind would dump 73935 EUROS on a fucking jacket?! Not to mention a fugly one. Oh well, I'll be anticipating the pictures of Rihanna wearing one in the coming week. 112 comment

[Thu Dec 2009 at 7:48pm] fashin [karlbear] Karl made another short film featuring Lara and Baptiste.. you can watch it HERE 20 comment

FEEL BETTER AIDEN [Thu Dec 2009 at 1:16pm] fashin [gigs0616] you guys aiden has the swine flu :( i blame this baby tbh 35 comment

tambourine [Thu Dec 2009 at 11:07am] literarytattoos [merced_depapel] Hey guys, I've been trying to decide on an Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close tattoo forever. There are just too many beautiful parts to pick one. My latest ideas I'm leaning toward are "raisons d'etre" under my bra wire or a tambourine...possibly on my bicep but more likely on my back. The only thing is I'm not sure how a tambourine will translate into tattoo form. I'm having a hard time finding a good picture of one to even bring to my tattoo artist to suggest what I want, a lot of them just seem sort of boring or worse - you won't be able to tell what it is. But maybe I'm just being paranoid. Just wondering if you guys have any opinion/suggestions about this? ( A few pics I came across... ) Thanks for the imput!! 10 comment

[Thu Dec 2009 at 9:48am] trashy_eats [benchilada] [ music | http://corymcabee.com/store/detail.php?productID=003 ] I did a bad, bad thing... See, it was all fine. Delightful, in fact. My little Meant-To-Shop-For-Groceries-Yesterday meal seemed like it was going to be delicious. The chinese flat noodles had boiled and were being lightly sauteed with minced onion. Onto them I was ready to dump some ferociously scrambled eggs--with a bit of Cock Sauce and dijon mustard in 'em--and I had my heated can of beans all set, ready for me to extract legumes to deposit into the frying pan, in the...umm...interest of science? HINT: Use a heavily slotted spoon to properly transfer beans from a saucepan to a sautee pan full of delicious food. PROTIP: Do not use anything that could possibly transfer between 1/8 and 1/4 of a cup of hot bean juice into your meal. The eggs lost their structural integrity faster than a drunken Enterprise at a party full of frat-Borg. The noodles said "How about we just slide this wonderful egg coating off of us. Into a crumbly mound. Of greyish-brown things. Also, up yours." The onions said "Marghaal blarghllll--" as they drowned in the filth of my meal. TRUE FACT: It tasted like my butt. "Oh, so you've tasted your butt?" I hear your inner 5th grader asking. Yes. Yes I have. MORAL: Whiskey with meal, not while cooking it. And before cooking it. And for lunch. Love, benjamin 40 comment

[Wed Dec 2009 at 12:14am] sgstyle [ahoy_qt] White or black? 3 comment

Socks [Thu Dec 2009 at 1:37am] sgstyle [jackjumps] Does anyone know where I can get those kind of socks? Knee-high. Prefer thin material. Thanks girlies. Xoxoxo 2 comment

perm [Thu Dec 2009 at 9:32am] sgstyle [jaynieishername] Hellooss. everyone! Im been wanting to perm my hair for a long time Any recommendations where to get a reliable salon? cos im scared, later it willl turn like some hideous sort of thing. :p Anywhoo, i want some english speaking people who are there to help me style my hair cos i dont like those people come from some non-english speaking country and dont understand me it will pissed me off cos of the language barrier and he/she will not understand what type of curls i want. Thanks! and happy holidays! comment

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